I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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