I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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