That's intense
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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