Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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