im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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