Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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