I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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