Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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