He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I have already put on my inside pants.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Randomize