I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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