i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
