i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.