Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.