It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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