Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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