the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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