Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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