I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The adults are the big ones right?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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