Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I have already put on my inside pants.