So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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