You really coming over, don't trick.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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