Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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