They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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