why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂