Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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