You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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