Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
id be glad to
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just crazy horny about you
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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