I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Randomize