doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
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Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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