Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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