im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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