At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My pussy is not your playground.
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Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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