ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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