are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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