I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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