Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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