Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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