she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Randomize
