that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you would pick up someone in the library
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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