That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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