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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?

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(603): Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies? http://tfl.nu/c806

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(619): View more from California

I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.

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(619): I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face. http://tfl.nu/73xe

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420

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(610): We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420 http://tfl.nu/8lzk

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(843): View more from South Carolina

four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk

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(843): four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk http://tfl.nu/6prh

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(813): View more from Florida

right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.

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only on the fourth of july.

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(813): right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming. (1-813): only on the fourth of july. http://tfl.nu/s13z

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(478): View more from Georgia

So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

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how did that work out?

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Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...

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(478): So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking (404): how did that work out? (478): Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder... http://tfl.nu/o1yp

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(678): View more from Georgia

Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?

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630.

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(678): Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains? (1-678): 630. http://tfl.nu/hncc

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever

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(814): Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever http://tfl.nu/615b

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(309): View more from Illinois

It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.

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(309): It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise. http://tfl.nu/xykk

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.

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(580): Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process. http://tfl.nu/pl4v

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(631): View more from New York

im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night

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(631): im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night http://tfl.nu/im54

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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.

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(202): He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message. http://tfl.nu/bw67

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(302): View more from Delaware

How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?

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(302): How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel? http://tfl.nu/4qia

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I have major gossip for you.

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Oh no, did you have sex last night?

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If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.

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(570): I have major gossip for you. (1-570): Oh no, did you have sex last night? (570): If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited. http://tfl.nu/1upd

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(805): View more from California

Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!

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(805): Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?! http://tfl.nu/o9wh

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