so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.