That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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