The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.