some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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