Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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