if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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