just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream