Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.