We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
How external is "for external use only"?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize