The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.