I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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