At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
that is very illegal...i love you.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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