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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.

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That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling

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(724): I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo. (724): That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling http://tfl.nu/z57r

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(512): View more from Texas

uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.

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(512): uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on. http://tfl.nu/0y74

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(248): View more from Michigan

am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????

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(248): am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock???? http://tfl.nu/dfne

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(416): View more from Ontario

dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening

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(416): dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening http://tfl.nu/ihge

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(315): View more from New York

We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."

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(315): We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah." http://tfl.nu/z1lt

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(203): View more from Connecticut

They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.

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(203): They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court. http://tfl.nu/8rt0

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(303): View more from Colorado

She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.

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(303): She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before. http://tfl.nu/yrqt

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(423): View more from Tennessee

In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name

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(423): In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name http://tfl.nu/dqgq

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on

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(832): You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on http://tfl.nu/zwxm

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?

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(901): Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper? http://tfl.nu/q7x9

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I have a surprise for you guys

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What is it?

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A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS

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(740): I have a surprise for you guys (937): What is it? (740): A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS http://tfl.nu/bt31

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(574): View more from Indiana

I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.

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(574): I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help. http://tfl.nu/f05s

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(309): View more from Illinois

And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about

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(309): And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about http://tfl.nu/0jvp

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(201): View more from New Jersey

hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring

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(201): hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring http://tfl.nu/45rz

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(720): View more from Colorado

A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.

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(720): A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively. http://tfl.nu/qap5

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