Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
wakey wakey hands off snakey
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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