I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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