Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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